Flirt sms

Flirt sms : 1 Be careful when a gal tells u that she loves u from the bottom of her heart. For this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top!	Flirt sms : 2 My heart problem has reached a critical stage. That doctor says: There r only 2 options left‚¦ ICU Or U C Me.
Flirt sms : 3 A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend Friend Asked : Who Is She? Boy : My Cousin. The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!	Flirt sms : 4 A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.
Flirt sms : 5 By expecting a negative answer, Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?" To satisfy his girl, the boy reply a negative answer: "Nothing of these, I haven't done."	Flirt sms : 6 Aftr engagemnt! Girl: Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now! Boy: Oho what do u mean, if i m on diet, that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . .
Flirt sms : 7 Love is an illusion! Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people.. . . . . People with strong hearts believe in FLIRTING :	Flirt sms : 8 AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous
Flirt sms : 9 Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.	Flirt sms : 10 I heard that good looks can kill... . . . . So, please don't look at me . . . . I don't wanna see you die.!!!