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Funny sms : 1 If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile & get dimples?	Funny sms : 2 Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
Funny sms : 3 Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!	Funny sms : 4 A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
Funny sms : 5 If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain... don't think that you are a genius.......... i need a brain which is never used before	Funny sms : 6 Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient
Funny sms : 7 Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.	Funny sms : 8 What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
Funny sms : 9 What do u call a woman in heaven? - An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? - A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? - PEACE ON EARTH!	Funny sms : 10 Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !