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If Rajnikanth would have born 100 years back,

Britishers would have fought to get independence.

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Paul the Octopus died recently...

Some idiot asked him to predict

when Rajanikant would die!

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In 2007... RAJNIKANT lost his wallet

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It was called RECESSION !!

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While playing once Rajnikanth said "statue" to a girl...

Now that Statue is know as "Statue of Liberty"

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  Rajnikanth once put a bonfire and that place 

is now known as SAHARA DESERT..!!

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                                 Rajnikanth once put a bonfire and that place is now known as SAHARA DESERT..!!

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Rajnikanth refused to be the President of the USA

because he could not change the capital of USA

from Washington DC to Chennai....

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Once Rajnikanth bunked a whole day at School

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Since then that day is commonly named as

* Sunday *

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Rajni Rajni, Yes Papa!

Eating Sugar, No Papa!

Telling Lies... No Papa!

Open Ur Mouth, Yenna Rascalla Mind It !

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NASA CLOSED… THIS SEASON

     Coz Rajni has bought all the Rockets for Diwali…!

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Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..

How ??

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Coz Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.

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Intel`s new ad:

  Rajnikanth Inside

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Once Rajnikanth woke up in the morning

& decided to share the knowledge with everyone

& thus Google originated

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Breaking news:

Rajnikanth was shot today.

Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral.

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Tufani andheri raat me 12 baje Kabristan ke jungle me 1 bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha....

"Ghabra mat, sab vaham hai, Koi Rajnikant vajnikant nahi hota"

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One Day Rajnikanth got angry at his sweeper.

He kicked him so hard that he went flying in d sky with his broom.

                                                   2day the boy is famous as `HARRY PORTER`.

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Once rajnikanth went to MCDONALDS there he ordered a dosa, but he dint get it.

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From that day MR MCDONALDS.... is sitting out of his own restaurant!

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Q:Why India`s enemies like China and Pakistan are in north.

A:Bcoz Rajnikant is in south.

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If only Rajnikanth was there on Titanic

Rajnikanth would have saved the Gal in one hand.... and titanic in the other!

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I don`t fear exams now because at the beginning of every answer.

I shall write: `According to Rajnikanth.`