Rajnikant sms : 1 once James Bond shoots a person & say I m Bond, James Bond. Climax- Bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at Bond, n’ Bond dies d prsn says- I m Kant, Rajnikant. | Rajnikant sms : 2 Why did the British leave India in 1947? Because they came to know a baby named Rajnikanth will be born in 1949!! |
Rajnikant sms : 3 Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead. | Rajnikant sms : 4 Rajnikanth wrote his autobiography. It is known as a `Guinness Book of World Records |
Rajnikant sms : 5 Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant! | Rajnikant sms : 6 The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature |
Rajnikant sms : 7 What do you call a fart of Rajnikanth? A: Rajnigandha! | Rajnikant sms : 8 I don`t fear exams now because at the beginning of every answer. I shall write: `According to Rajnikanth.` |
Rajnikant sms : 9 If only Rajnikanth was there on Titanic Rajnikanth would have saved the Gal in one hand.... and titanic in the other! | Rajnikant sms : 10 Q:Why India`s enemies like China and Pakistan are in north. A:Bcoz Rajnikant is in south. |
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